"If you aren’t X, you can’t have a opinion on Y."
Cool, because if you aren’t me, you can’t have an opinion on what I have an opinion on.
Good thing you’ll only have to pay five, right?
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
In many of the “I need feminism’s” you can replace “feminism” with “therapy” and it will be more sensible
We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.